Wish I had an ice cream cone.
Crashed the boat at night because I am drunk.
I need career advice.
Found a wallet and turned it in. Feels good to be a citizen and a gentleman.
Sit under a palm tree with a coffee or beer.
I’m wearing a baby blue suit, trying to find the plastic Easter eggs with cash in them.
Wish I had a honey glazed spiral cut ham.
Strawberry cake and a coffee and pajamas.
We need to get you a small drum kit.
Heat everything. Put it in a big bowl. Pour sauce all over it.
Got a chicken from the store. Cooked whole chicken. Quite dry. Disappointing.
Gluten free nasal mist.
I will return to full strength with time and the support of my friends.
Darkness. I am under the water. I am under the ground.
I have cake in a cup.